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2008 Archive: The Glenn Close Reign

Why did she win for Damages? Because Patty Hewes is the only lawyer on Earth who makes Tony Soprano look like a choir boy.

Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2008 “Mad Men’s Mastery, Heisenberg’s Birth & The Tina Fey Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer08/20/2004 10:17You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Dark_Knight_Joker12/23/2000 10:21Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Trainspotting_Rent10/26/2000 15:35Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan11/05/2011 05:44Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Leeroy_Jenkins09/02/2002 18:44At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Everquest_Solo07/06/2002 12:52Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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