Why were we bombing Sirte? Because in 2016, we realized that if you don’t finish the job in Act 1 (2011), the sequel is much more violent.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.