2017 Archive: The It (Pennywise) Fear

A dancing clown in a sewer just made me terrified of red balloons and yellow raincoats. 2017 is a bad year for plumbing.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye10/31/2010 13:04Better than a headshot in Complex!

@StreetFighter_Ken07/24/1998 19:11Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Forrest_Gump_8811/27/2010 18:48Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Friendster_Ghost05/17/1997 16:47Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Keep_Calm_Fan04/20/1999 05:20Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.