What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
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Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Shut up and take my laughter!