2013 Archive: The “Applause” Gaga

She’s living for the applause. I’m living for the moment my boss stops asking for “one more thing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

She’s hungry, she’s cool, and she’s the queen of the 2024 "Hit M...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

She’s the queen of the "Whisper-Pop" yearning.Part of the 78 Obs...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

He’s back! He’s in a tiny room in the video. 2024 is a year of "...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed eve...read more »

I’ve been killed by a "Lion Dancer" 50 times. I’m currently cryi...read more »

@SimCity_Mayor01/13/2011 11:34Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Rewritable_CD12/04/2010 17:26I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Requiem_Dreamer08/01/2012 06:46That was intense... and funny!

@Blink_182_Mark05/31/2006 23:44What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/02/1998 12:08Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Slow_Clap_Guy09/11/2009 18:15...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

@Tablet_User_1007/01/1997 02:27Tapping my way to a good mood.