I’ve “been” here since the beginning of time.
Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016)
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117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017)
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2025 Classic: The Elephant
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2025 Legacy: The Lime
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188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008)
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112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
No way! That’s too much!