2014 Classic: The Best Original Score
Why did Steven Price win? Because his music was the only thing keeping our heart rates under 200 during the movie. Part of the 42… Read More »2014 Classic: The Best Original Score
2013 Legacy: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about my new phone. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The Port
2013 Vintage: The Instagram Video Reveal
The popular kids looking panicked because the app expanded to include 15-second videos, forcing them to learn how to edit their hallway walks in real-time.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Instagram Video Reveal
2012 Archive: The “Titanium” David Guetta & Sia
Why was the 4th so “Indestructible”? Because Sia told us she was Titanium, making us feel brave enough to try the “Extra Spicy” wings. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Titanium” David Guetta & Sia
2012 Vintage: Carly Rae Jepsen
Why did everyone have a crush on 2012? Because “Call Me Maybe” was so catchy that even the Cookie Monster and the U.S. Olympic swim… Read More »2012 Vintage: Carly Rae Jepsen
2011 Vintage: The Library
Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Silence” when he wanted to “Scream” at his billing statements. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Library
2011 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2011 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2009 Legacy: The Zombieland
“Rule #1: Cardio.” I told her this. She said, “Then why are you out of breath after opening a bag of chips?” Part of the… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Zombieland
2008 Legacy: The Dentist’s Investment
My dentist said he’s stopped investing in stocks and started investing in gold crowns. “It’s the only currency that’s still ‘in the mouth’,” he joked.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Dentist’s Investment