I’m “peeling” great about my new phone.
Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
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Multipass! For the comedy club!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!