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2013 Legacy: The Banana

 I’m “peeling” great about my new phone.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken04/22/2012 03:59Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Memento_Guy08/10/2005 09:59Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Donnie_Darko_8806/17/2007 20:31Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Total_Recall_Fan12/08/2003 16:46Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Fifth_Element_Lelu09/04/1996 03:11Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan12/11/2000 18:36Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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