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2011 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update

Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index will be.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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