My dentist said he’s stopped investing in stocks and started investing in gold crowns. “It’s the only currency that’s still ‘in the mouth’,” he joked.
Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch & Obamacare Debate” Edition
In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT 5.0
I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
The Weight Loss Secret
A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alrighty then! Super funny.
That still only counts as one laugh!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.