2011 Vintage: The Library

Why did the lawyer sue the library? For having “Silence” when he wanted to “Scream” at his billing statements.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Kernel_Panic_9803/05/1999 03:55This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Broadband_Newbie09/05/2001 20:04Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/28/2009 04:30Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Breakfast_Club_B01/28/2015 02:01Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Fat_Bastard_Get07/02/2012 05:04Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@David_After_Dent05/22/1995 09:17Is this real life? Or is it just funny?