2018 Archive: The Fitbit
Why did the blonde try to feed her watch a salad? She heard it was a “Fit-bit.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2018 Archive: The Fitbit
2018 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2019, I’m going to stop doing Fortnite dances in public.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
2018 Legacy: The Widows
I told her I’m a criminal mastermind. She said, “You’re a ‘criminal’ for how long it takes you to answer a text.” Part of the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Widows
2017 Vintage: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
The church intern placing a massive, blocky QR code on the front cover of the bulletin, forcing thirty senior citizens to spend fifteen minutes holding… Read More »2017 Vintage: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
2017 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the digital “3D Pipes” animation, believing it is a live security feed… Read More »2017 Classic: The Computer Screen Saver Hypnosis
2017 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving twenty-one consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2016 Legacy: The Drake “Views” Summer
Why the tiny Drake on the CN Tower? Because One Dance stayed at #1 for 15 weeks, proving that Drake didn’t need to rap anymore—he… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Drake “Views” Summer
2016 Legacy: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why 1989? Because Taylor Swift officially moved out of Nashville and into the penthouse of Pop. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016 “To… Read More »2016 Legacy: Best Pop Vocal Album
2015 Legacy: The Martian Science
Matt Damon grew potatoes in space using his own… well, science. I can’t even keep a cactus alive in my kitchen. Part of the 68… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Martian Science
2014 Vintage: The Mimosa
“The Sunday morning cure for a Saturday night Tinder date.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Mimosa