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2015 Legacy: The Martian Science

 Matt Damon grew potatoes in space using his own… well, science. I can’t even keep a cactus alive in my kitchen.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Legacy: The "Stargazing" Myles Smith
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2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee02/29/2000 04:28A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Napster_User_9901/27/2015 07:56Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Metacrawler_X03/27/2001 20:29Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Smosh_Old_School10/10/2015 18:14Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Cloud_Computing06/03/2003 04:41Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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