Matt Damon grew potatoes in space using his own… well, science. I can’t even keep a cactus alive in my kitchen.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.