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2012 Vintage: Carly Rae Jepsen

 Why did everyone have a crush on 2012? Because “Call Me Maybe” was so catchy that even the Cookie Monster and the U.S. Olympic swim team had to make a parody video.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
 Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the sta...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »
2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
 Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, we said a final goodbye to the Avengers, discovered that...read more »
The Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman Split
When Tom and Nicole divorced, Nicole’s famous quote became the pu...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »
2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
 Why was she your "Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist"? Because in...read more »
2025 Classic: Prince Andrew’s Headlines
 Why was his fall from grace still falling? Because 2025 brought ...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
2025 Legacy: Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau
 Why were they spotted on a date? Because after a seven-second tr...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
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2025 Legacy: The "Aura" Kid
 Why was a toddler on a boat a global star? Because his dance had...read more »
2024 Classic: Dune
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41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior12/13/2013 22:19I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Flash_Player_Fan02/22/1999 08:15Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@SouthPark_Stan07/04/2003 11:20Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@SpiderMan_Peter05/22/2010 12:55My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Napster_User_9912/10/2012 08:57Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan03/30/2014 12:30Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Borat_Very_Nice01/30/2006 00:57Very nice! Great success!
@Search_Scout_9907/27/1999 10:29Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Tagged_Network09/23/2004 22:20You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Believe_It_Or_N01/29/2005 20:27I choose to believe it’s funny.

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