Why the tiny Drake on the CN Tower? Because One Dance stayed at #1 for 15 weeks, proving that Drake didn’t need to rap anymore—he just needed a Caribbean beat and a rainy window.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.