2023 Legacy: The Idol (HBO)
Why did everyone stop watching? Because not even The Weeknd and a lot of neon lights could save a show that was just… too much.… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Idol (HBO)
2022 Legacy: The World Cup 2022
Why were people watching soccer in the desert? Because it was the first winter World Cup and Messi finally completed his “Side Quest” in Qatar.… Read More »2022 Legacy: The World Cup 2022
2021 Classic: Best Rap Song
Why “Savage”? (See: Joke #23. It’s “Classy, Bougie, Ratchet” and Grammy-approved). Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021 “Folklore & The Queen’s Coronation” Edition… Read More »2021 Classic: Best Rap Song
2021 Legacy: The Ear Exam
“I hear a muffled voice.” “That’s just me talking through two masks and a face shield. Get used to it.” Part of the 64 Doctor… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Ear Exam
2021 Classic: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the viral memes. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The End
I’m “snapping” my fingers—see you in 2020! Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Lewis Hamilton 6th Title
Why was he chasing Schumacher? Because Mercedes built a car so fast that Lewis could have probably won the title while listening to a podcast.… Read More »2019 Classic: The Lewis Hamilton 6th Title
2019 Archive: The “Sharpiegate” Incident
Why did the President use a marker on a weather map? To prove that if the “Official Forecast” doesn’t agree with your tweet, you just… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Sharpiegate” Incident
2018 Archive: The Brooks Koepka “Double”
Why was he the new Major King? Because he won the U.S. Open and the PGA Championship in the same year, proving that “Big Game… Read More »2018 Archive: The Brooks Koepka “Double”
2018 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2019, I’m going to stop doing Fortnite dances in public.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution