2021 Legacy: The Ear Exam

“I hear a muffled voice.” “That’s just me talking through two masks and a face shield. Get used to it.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

@Pager_Guy03/09/1997 03:44Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Oracle_Says10/21/2014 18:08I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Lock_Stock_Two06/22/1998 20:23It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S11/08/2007 20:42I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Spawn_Camper_J07/11/2000 19:04I’m staying right here until I read every joke.