Why were the 1997 fireworks suspicious? Because the movie came out on July 2nd, and suddenly every weird light in the sky was “just a swamp gas reflected off Venus.”
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
That was super fast and super funny!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!