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2013 Archive: The Port

 Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.”

Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2013 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/30/2006 02:33That still only counts as one laugh!
@Tank_Operator04/08/1999 15:03Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/13/1996 10:30I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan09/27/2002 03:53Smooth joke, very smooth.
@White_Goodman_G03/05/2011 02:45We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Midi_Background05/26/2015 04:59Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Map_Maker_X02/13/2004 18:53The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Cool_Story_Bro11/26/1995 19:36Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Captain_Obvious09/11/2009 06:43This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Selfie_King_0502/15/2001 23:14Taking a photo of me laughing!

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