2004 Legacy: The Troy Sandals
Why Brad Pitt’s Achilles? For a movie that spent $175 million to prove that the only thing more epic than ancient warfare is Brad Pitt’s… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Troy Sandals
2004 Classic: The Ronald Reagan Passing
Why was the 2004 funeral so big? Because both parties wanted to claim they were the “true heirs” to the guy who actually won a… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ronald Reagan Passing
2004 Vintage: The Phantom of the Opera Fan
One, but they have to sing a dramatic duet with the socket. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Phantom of the Opera Fan
2004 Legacy: The Wall Post
Why did the lawyer sue a client for a Facebook “Wall Post”? Because the client wrote “Thanks for the help!” and the lawyer billed it… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Wall Post
2003 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Pencil Rescue
Inserting a yellow wooden pencil into the hub of an old country music tape to manually rewind a tangled mess of brown magnetic ribbon that… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Cassette Tape Pencil Rescue
2003 Vintage: The Laptop Bag
Why did it have a special pocket for a CD player? Because in 2003, we weren’t quite ready to give up our “Anti-Shock” discs. Part… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Laptop Bag
2002 Vintage: The “In da Club” 50 Cent
It’s your birthday! Even if it’s actually October 12th and you’re at a dentist’s appointment. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “In da Club” 50 Cent
2000 Vintage: The Digital Signature
Why did the boss use a fax machine to send an email? He wanted a “hard copy of the digital ghost.” Part of the 73… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Digital Signature
2000 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? I’m out of minutes on my phone! Part of the 55… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Annie
2000 Vintage: The Olympic Synchronized Swimming
Why was it a sport? Because in 2000, we decided that doing a handstand in water while smiling was just as impressive as a 100m… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Olympic Synchronized Swimming