Why did the lawyer sue a client for a Facebook “Wall Post”? Because the client wrote “Thanks for the help!” and the lawyer billed it as “Public relations consultation.”
Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004 “Social Media & Search Engine IPO” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
The 10% Rule
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2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
2025 Classic: The Joker 2 Suit
A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Library
A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
The Inheritance Tax
Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »
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The Legal Pad
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A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Super green! Hilarious!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Storing my laughs in the cloud.