1999 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Election Night win? Because in 1999, the Academy was already getting nervous about the year 2000. Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Classic: The Best Live Action Short
1999 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says the house is so hot she saw a mirage in the dining room. I told her that was just my reflection in the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Thermostat
1998 Vintage: The Practical Magic
Nicole Kidman and Sandra Bullock made me believe that being a witch just involves drinking margaritas and looking fabulous. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Practical Magic
1998 Vintage: The Pete Sampras #1 Streak
Why was the ATP ranking so boring? Because “Pistol Pete” finished the year at #1 for the 6th time in a row, making every other… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Pete Sampras #1 Streak
1998 Classic: The End
I’m a pun-cyclopedia. I’m just bound to be funny! Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Dolly the Sheep Debate
Why was the biology teacher losing his mind? Because instead of studying cell division, the class spent 45 minutes arguing if cloning meant they could… Read More »1997 Archive: The Dolly the Sheep Debate
1997 Archive: The “Men in Black” Premiere
Why were the 1997 fireworks suspicious? Because the movie came out on July 2nd, and suddenly every weird light in the sky was “just a… Read More »1997 Archive: The “Men in Black” Premiere
1997 Vintage: The David Beckham Red Card Prep
Why was he so popular? Because 1997 was the year “Posh and Becks” became a thing, and the paparazzi started caring more about his hair… Read More »1997 Vintage: The David Beckham Red Card Prep
1997 Legacy: The Rollerblade Champ
One, but they do it while wearing neon elbow pads. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito just bit me in the yard! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1996 Classic: The Amos