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1997 Vintage: The David Beckham Red Card Prep

 Why was he so popular? Because 1997 was the year “Posh and Becks” became a thing, and the paparazzi started caring more about his hair than his crosses.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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