One, but they do it while wearing neon elbow pads.
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!