Why Brad Pitt’s Achilles? For a movie that spent $175 million to prove that the only thing more epic than ancient warfare is Brad Pitt’s hair budget.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls, Spider-Man 2 & Pink Wednesdays” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition
In 1998, Hollywood decided that the Earth was far too safe, so th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Civil War "What kind of American?"
Why Jesse Plemons? For a two-minute scene so terrifying that ever...read more »
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer inv...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition
In 2000, Hollywood was breathing a sigh of relief that the world ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition
In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final Destination
Bloodlines: Why the tower? For a sequel that proved that "Death" ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Bromance
Why was Marvel saved? Because Ryan Reynolds convinced Hugh Jackma...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Legacy: The Maestro Nose
Why Bradley Cooper? For a performance so dedicated that he spent ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Priscilla vs. Elvis
Why the height difference? For a movie that reminded us that whil...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Any But You Chemistry
Why Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney? For a movie that proved the "...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.