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2003 Vintage: The Laptop Bag

 Why did it have a special pocket for a CD player? Because in 2003, we weren’t quite ready to give up our “Anti-Shock” discs.

Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/21/2009 09:46This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Pikachu_Fan_8803/03/2013 08:25Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
@Napster_User_9910/18/2015 14:43Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Goldmember_I_L04/06/2004 09:41I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Zoolander_Mug03/16/2000 04:24I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@IMVU_Chatter05/22/2015 13:443D laughs are the best!
@Charlie_Unicorn06/02/1999 14:37We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Shut_Up_Money12/08/2000 06:25Shut up and take my laughter!
@I_See_What_You11/25/2014 02:59I see what you did there. Clever!
@Hashtag_Master10/12/2008 06:43#funny #joke #retro #90s

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