2012 Archive: The Ice Age
Continental Drift: Why was the 4th so “Divided”? Because Scrat finally broke the world apart, which was a great metaphor for how the family felt… Read More »2012 Archive: The Ice Age
2012 Legacy: The Moonrise Kingdom
She wants to go camping. I told her I’m not a Scout. The camping trip was “cancelled” due to my lack of enthusiasm. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Moonrise Kingdom
2011 Legacy: Worst Actress
Why Adam Sandler? For playing “Jill”—a woman so annoying she makes you wish the movie was about “Jack.” Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2011 Legacy: Worst Actress
2011 Vintage: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget 2011. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to a better data plan. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Toy Story 3 Cry
Why was the accounting department weeping? They watched Toy Story 3 over lunch and realized their old calculators were probably feeling abandoned in the basement. Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Toy Story 3 Cry
2009 Classic: The “Fort Hood” Shooting
Why was “Workplace Violence” the most hated term in the Army? Because in 2009, the military realized the “Front Line” could be the processing center… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Fort Hood” Shooting
2008 Legacy: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Why was Snake fighting Mario? Because Nintendo realized that putting everyone in the same room to punch each other was the best way to sell… Read More »2008 Legacy: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
2008 Classic: The Gmail “Conversation View”
Why was the clerk confused? He didn’t understand why his emails were “grouping” like they were in a cult. Part of the 67 Office Groaners:… Read More »2008 Classic: The Gmail “Conversation View”
2008 Legacy: The Gran Torino
“Get off my lawn!” “You’re 28, Dave. It’s a balcony, and those are just pigeons.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak &… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Gran Torino