2007 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2007 Archive: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2007 Legacy: The Little Sun
Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Little Sun
2006 Vintage: The Webcam
Why did the blonde wave at the ATM? She thought it was a “webcam” and her bank was watching. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Webcam
2006 Vintage: The Appletini
“Is it still legendary?” “It’s 2006, Barney Stinson says yes, so the bar says yes.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter &… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Appletini
2006 Legacy: The “Chasing Cars” Snow Patrol
The official song for when something sad happens in a hospital on a TV show. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Chasing Cars” Snow Patrol
2005 Legacy: The Cedar Revolution in Lebanon
Why did the Syrian troops leave? Because the Lebanese people realized that if you have enough protesters in the square, even an occupying army starts… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Cedar Revolution in Lebanon
2005 Classic: The Star Wars Final
Why did the traveler have to check his luggage? Because security ruled that a plastic lightsaber counted as a “weapon of the Jedi” and was… Read More »2005 Classic: The Star Wars Final
2005 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The Alex
2004 Archive: The Polar Express Fan
One, but you have to believe in the bulb for it to light up. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social… Read More »2004 Archive: The Polar Express Fan
2004 Vintage: Best Short Form Music Video
Why “Hurt” by Johnny Cash? Because it is the only music video in history that is legally required to make you cry every time you… Read More »2004 Vintage: Best Short Form Music Video