Why did the Pentagon love their new jet? Because it cost $100 million to fly, which is roughly the same price as a 30-second campaign ad in California.
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The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
RT if you think this is funny!