Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Touchscreen Terror & Smart Device Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.