Why was the party “Simple”? Because The Simple Life premiered, and suddenly everyone was saying “That’s hot” while watching their city relatives try to use a tractor.… Read More »2003 Archive: The Hilton-Richie Era
I’m “stuck” on you. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
What is it? It’s when the military realizes that “Over There” just became “Right Here.” Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Homeland Defense” Buzzword
Why was there a volleyball under the tree? Because Tom Hanks made us all realize that a ball named Wilson is a better listener than… Read More »2000 Vintage: Cast Away
Why was he “Pound for Pound” the best? Because he was busy winning titles and recording rap albums, and nobody could touch him in either… Read More »2000 Archive: The Roy Jones Jr. Dominance
I’m a cosmonaut. I just need some “me” time. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for hours after the service ends. Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
I’m a rocker. I’m just heavy. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
What did the ocean say to the 20th century? Nothing, it just waved goodbye. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Ocean
Why was the cruise so loud? Because Livin’ La Vida Loca was played every 15 minutes by law in every port of call. Part of the 50… Read More »1999 Classic: The Ricky Martin Fans
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