1999 Classic: The Ricky Martin Fans

Why was the cruise so loud? Because Livin’ La Vida Loca was played every 15 minutes by law in every port of call.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, travel became a stage for viral trends. You weren't just...read more »

Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »

In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »

Why did the suitcase go to Tokyo? Because it decided it needed a...read more »

Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »

Why was the entire population of Bali just guys with laptops? Be...read more »

In 2004, travel was becoming "social" even before we had a name f...read more »

Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »

Why did the pillow record the guest's snoring? Because it's "Ana...read more »

Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »

Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »

In 1995, traveling was a physical sport. You didn't book a flight...read more »

A view of the clouds and a test of human patience.I asked for a w...read more »

Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/23/2009 03:22What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Finding_Nemo_Dory06/01/2014 12:08Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Total_Recall_Fan07/24/2000 16:15Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Hansel_So_Hot07/05/2000 01:13That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Web_Counter_9907/22/1995 23:00I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!