I’m “stuck” on you.
Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more portable than a Java app!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
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