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2003 Classic: The Honey

 I’m “stuck” on you.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Applet_User05/18/2006 18:09This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Twin_Peaks_Coffee11/04/1996 19:35A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
@Frasier_Crane02/15/2000 23:07I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan01/20/2005 21:14Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Search_Scout_9902/03/2011 15:29Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Terran_Marine07/11/2006 15:49Go, go, go! More jokes!

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