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1999 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway

The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for hours after the service ends.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Countdown, Millennium Bugs & Dial-Up Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Trainspotting_Rent05/27/1996 06:14Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Brick_Tamland_L05/06/2007 06:35I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Badger_Badger_M07/02/1997 07:20Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Grinds_My_Gears09/20/1995 04:59You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Salt_Bae_Original01/02/2007 23:40Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@AOL_Chat_Veteran03/20/2014 21:15Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Smosh_Old_School02/06/2014 19:26Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Dark_Web_Joker10/30/2014 21:55Found this on the deep end of the net.

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