What is it? It’s when the military realizes that “Over There” just became “Right Here.”
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.