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2000 Vintage: Cast Away

 Why was there a volleyball under the tree? Because Tom Hanks made us all realize that a ball named Wilson is a better listener than most of our relatives at Christmas dinner.

Part of the 37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter05/29/2008 23:294-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@SpiderMan_Tobey02/09/2002 13:26With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Dark_Knight_Joker11/29/1999 13:44Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Antivirus_Pro02/03/2000 09:02No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude07/07/2011 16:11The Dude abides... this joke.
@Ghostbusters_V07/19/2005 14:00Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@White_Goodman_G11/12/2003 11:26We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Llamas_With_Hats06/12/2008 16:16Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@iPhone_User_0702/04/2010 16:18There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Viewer_Number_111/21/2006 22:24First! And it’s funny!

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