What did the ocean say to the 20th century? Nothing, it just waved goodbye.
Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!