2005 Archive: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain everything once I’m inside!

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@Forrest_Gump_8812/14/2014 17:56Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Walter_Sobchak01/17/2002 00:06Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Jesus_Quintana09/01/2013 17:42Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Prodigy_User_X05/28/2000 18:59Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@DMOZ_Volunteer10/29/2015 18:31Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Map_Maker_X07/19/2014 13:36The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Annoying_Orange12/19/2001 23:36Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Streamer_Pro_9902/06/2005 03:27Thanks for the donation and the joke!