2018 Archive: The Amazon “HQ2” Search
Why were cities begging Jeff Bezos to move in? Because in 2018, “Economic Development” meant giving a billionaire $2 billion in tax breaks so he… Read More »2018 Archive: The Amazon “HQ2” Search
2017 Archive: The Portugal. The Man Fan
“I’m a rebel just for kicks, now… let me change the bulb for kicks, now.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The… Read More »2017 Archive: The Portugal. The Man Fan
2016 Classic: The UberEats Boom
Why did no one go to the cafeteria? Because a stranger in a Prius brought everyone “Artisanal Tacos” directly to their cubicles. Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The UberEats Boom
2016 Archive: The Ghostbusters Reboot
A guy asks, “Who you gonna call?” The bartender says, “An Uber, because you’ve had five whiskeys.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Ghostbusters Reboot
2015 Archive: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Activity Points’?” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Dentist
2015 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
2014 Archive: The Theory of Everything Tears
Why Eddie Redmayne? For a performance so transformative that even Stephen Hawking probably felt like he was watching a mirror. Part of the 40 Hollywood… Read More »2014 Archive: The Theory of Everything Tears
2013 Legacy: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Candy Crush” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Hat
2012 Classic: The Mayan Doomsday Prepper
None. Why change the bulb if the world is ending on December 21st anyway? Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan… Read More »2012 Classic: The Mayan Doomsday Prepper
2012 Legacy: The Moonrise Kingdom
She wants to go camping. I told her I’m not a Scout. The camping trip was “cancelled” due to my lack of enthusiasm. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Moonrise Kingdom