“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Activity Points’?”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition
In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
The Anesthesia Bill
The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!