Why half the boys in the senior class suddenly requested a sick day on a mid-May Friday to spend seventy hours building flying green machines… Read More »2023 Classic: The Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Absences
“I’m using AI to revolutionize my workflow!” “So you’re using a chatbot to write ‘Per my last email’ in four different ways so you can spend more… Read More »2023 Legacy: The ChatGPT Career
“Should we ask ChatGPT what to do for dinner?” “It suggested ‘tacos’.” “We had tacos.” “The AI is failing us.” Part of the 56 Marriage… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Choice
One, but they have to play “Running Up That Hill” on a loop to keep Vecna away from the socket. Part of the 51 Light… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Stranger Things 4 Fan
I’m “quacking” up at the memes. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the 4th so “Drenched”? Because we’d “rather be dry, but at least we’re alive” (and wearing masks). Part of the 41 Fourth of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Rain On Me” Lady Gaga & Ariana
She asked if Disney+ has a movie called “The Son-In-Law Who Finally Cleaned the Gutters.” Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine &… Read More »2020 Classic: The Disney+ (Part 2)
I’m “alt-ering” my profile to include Beskar. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
Why was the GOP mad? Because in 2019, “Parody” and “Reality” were so close they needed a DNA test to tell them apart. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Adam Schiff “Parody” Reading
Why did the traveler miss his destination? Because he was “Binge-watching” Stranger Things 3 and the “Are you still watching?” screen was the only thing that woke… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Netflix “Are you still watching?”
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