Why was the 4th so “Drenched”? Because we’d “rather be dry, but at least we’re alive” (and wearing masks).
Part of the 41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
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😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
In 1995, Independence Day was a simpler time. We celebrated the 2...read more »
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32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Awesome Mixes” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
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I facepalmed and then I laughed.