2020 Vintage: The Duck

I’m “quacking” up at the memes.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

@Nokia_Snake_Champ06/11/2011 06:55Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Lycos_Dog09/08/2000 23:54Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Avatar_Na_vi08/28/1998 12:38I see you... laughing!

@Inkjet_Printers01/28/1996 02:19Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Kazaa_Leecher09/18/2010 16:01I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Pedro_For_Pres12/12/2009 11:33Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.