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2023 Classic: The Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Absences

Why half the boys in the senior class suddenly requested a sick day on a mid-May Friday to spend seventy hours building flying green machines in a virtual sky kingdom.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer Hype, ChatGPT Panic & Grimace Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King02/17/2006 09:59I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@The_Real_Morpheus10/30/2010 00:18What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Forrest_Gump_8804/14/1998 18:22Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Tamagotchi_Sitter11/06/2014 06:11My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Skate_Or_Die_9908/03/2006 01:26Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Kill_Bill_Bride03/11/2003 04:25I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan03/06/2009 06:39Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Transformers_OP05/17/2006 17:59Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Tagged_Network03/24/1997 16:43You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Arthas_Fan_0209/23/2003 05:04Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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