2024 Classic: The Deadpool & Wolverine Suit

A lawyer represented Wolverine to sue Deadpool for “unauthorized use of regenerative healing as a plot device.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

@Firewire_Fan10/26/2004 06:52Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Marla_Singer_Fan04/27/2013 14:29A joke for the end of the world.

@Trainspotting_Rent12/26/2011 07:56Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Austin_Powers_Y11/13/1996 21:40Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Excite_User_9703/05/2000 19:41This site is very exciting!

@Club_Penguin_Kid09/23/2012 19:21Waddle on over and read this!

@Retro_End_User11/26/2007 00:55The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.