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2018 Archive: The Amazon “HQ2” Search

Why were cities begging Jeff Bezos to move in? Because in 2018, “Economic Development” meant giving a billionaire $2 billion in tax breaks so he can build a second office in your backyard.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2018 “Helsinki & High Stakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why did the political elite go back to flip phones? Not for nosta...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mars Colony Pre-sale
Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »
36 Politicians Jokes: The 2017 “Inaugurations & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the line between Washington D.C. and a 24-hour reality T...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition
In 2006, the world shrank to 140 characters. It was the year of t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders co...read more »
2024 Classic: The "AI" Music Scandal
Why did 200 artists sign a letter? To prove that a robot can't wr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Flat Earth" Re-emergence
Why did people believe in it again in 2025? Because thanks to Dee...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Euro-Digital Launch
Why was the digital Euro a problem? Because hackers discovered yo...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Border Patrol
Why were the mechanical dogs ineffective? Because people started ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody10/10/2004 09:29There is a joke in my boot!
@Bluetooth_Bot06/21/2002 13:24Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Offspring_Guy02/07/1997 08:53The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Footloose_Ren09/08/2009 02:23Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Brick_Tamland_L12/27/2000 05:55I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Get_Flash_Player10/07/1998 19:05Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Frag_Master_9906/09/2015 01:51Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@StrongBad_Mail01/20/2000 10:59I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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