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2005 Classic: The Star Wars Final

 Why did the traveler have to check his luggage? Because security ruled that a plastic lightsaber counted as a “weapon of the Jedi” and was not allowed in the cabin.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Satellite View” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/14/1996 13:52I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Lycos_Dog02/17/1999 03:38Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Voodoo_3dfx06/14/1996 20:19The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Yugioh_Duelist10/29/2014 19:09You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Ring_Member_9802/17/2015 09:59Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Retro_End_User01/12/1998 22:03The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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