2007 Legacy: The Little Sun

Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

They don’t have the guts.read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan04/03/2004 08:36Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Gladiator_Maximus06/02/2014 02:37Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Macarena_Dancer05/30/2003 01:40Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Karate_Kid_Wax10/22/2015 19:37Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Talladega_N_R03/30/1996 14:20If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Web_Counter_9911/09/2012 02:15I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Facepalm_Master03/25/2005 03:32I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Influencer_9911/06/2003 02:52My followers need to see this!