“Get off my lawn!” “You’re 28, Dave. It’s a balcony, and those are just pigeons.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Posting this to my own wall right now!