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2008 Legacy: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

 Why was Snake fighting Mario? Because Nintendo realized that putting everyone in the same room to punch each other was the best way to sell consoles.

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2008 “Bailouts & Billionaires” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper02/08/2010 03:58Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Lion_King_Simba05/27/2009 22:46Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Fight_Club_Member01/12/1997 11:26I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Walter_Sobchak07/07/2010 16:46Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Baxter_The_Dog08/21/2014 03:59Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan05/02/2000 07:30Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@No_Way_Jose05/26/2001 20:56No way! That’s too much!

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